Magdorf

I reblog just about anything that falls in mind, mostly art I suppose. I have an Art Tumblr and a dA account
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mewtripled:

this happened to me in class on monday

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Asker animedumbass Asks:
50ft woman + robot (:
magdorf magdorf Said:

50 ft woman: what is your most prominent strength?
Oh man. Hm. I- do not know. Is lazyness an accepted strength because I’m certainly a master at that haha. u v u hm man it’s so hard to think out those kind of things without feeling like an idiot?? I do my best, that’s a thing. I don’t know sobs. 

robot:what is a habit you do without thinking?
So hard questions ha- Thinking. Definitively that haha- Thinking too much into stuff.

legalwifi:

sometimes i read some textposts and i realize that i’m not the only one thinking about stupid things and that makes me happy

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  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
  • ghost: what would you like on your tombstone?
  • dracula: are you afraid of aging? or death?
  • nosferatu: what, as a child, did you imagine went bump in the night?
  • creature from the black lagoon: what's your favorite place to go for a break? (eg vacation spot or comforting place, book, etc)
  • godzilla: what do you do when you are angry? are you ever destructive?
  • frankenstein's monster: when you fall apart, what pulls you back together?
  • the blob: do you collect anything? if so, what & why?
  • zombie: when was the last time you trusted your gut? was it successful?
  • mothra: what is something dangerous that attracts or fascinates you?
  • king kong: what are some questionable choices you've made lately?
  • alien: what is your strangest feature?
  • 50 ft woman: what is your most prominent strength?
  • witch: if you could magically change anything about yourself right now, what would it be and why?
  • cthulhu: do you like the ocean? why or why not?
  • nessie: have you ever felt invisible to people -- the feeling of not existing?
  • mutant spider: what is one of your biggest fears?
  • werewolf: if you could change into any nonhuman animal and back at will, what animal would you change into and why?
  • freddy kreuger: what is one of your worst nightmares?
  • jason voorhees: do you feel you are laughed at often? do you laugh at other people? if so, in what situations?
  • golem: if you could make up an imaginary friend, what would they be like and why?
  • leprechaun: what is your "pot of gold" (or white whale, if you'd rather)
  • sharktopus: what is something you've done that was ridiculous or a bad decision?
  • mummy: would you like to ever have children? why or why not?
  • robot: what is a habit you do without thinking?

kurokoshirai:

whats better than this, girls lovin girls

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guardian-of-our-galaxy:

The real moral of The Nightmare Before Christmas is don’t sell Christmas stuff before Halloween cause it upsets the balance of the universe

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unacted:

relationship goal: a relationship

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jimmorrison1969:

REMINDERS:
hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. ur aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.

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totalspiffage (orig. by Cyua),
Kill La Kill

totalspiffage:

Blumenkranz- English Cover 
totalspiffage (originally by Cyua from the Kill La Kill OST)

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I decided to try my hand at translating a song I adore from KLK. I did take artistic liberties (I do speak/understand German) but the English should be far less awkward than a lot of direct translations. ENJOY!

I want to be much stronger
Because our world is so malign
Isn’t it wise to remove the wilted flowers 

You ask me if I’ll come with you
You whisper into  my ear
You ask me to take your hand
I’ve got no reason to refuse you 

You ask me if I’ll come with you
You whisper into  my ear
You ask me to take your hand and
(Into my ear) 

Yes, I am far stronger than I thought I was
Flying higher
Running much faster
Remember the truth now
Yes, I am far stronger than I thought I was
I will pull these dead flowers
Why then do you look so sad now? 

This world is so cruel
Yes it’s sad but also true
This world is so strange
It’s debatable but true
Does this flower garden really exist 

I want to be much stronger
Because our world is so malign
Isn’t it wise to remove the wilted flowers 

What do you want now?
Whether I like it or not, 
I will hunt these enemies
I am not free from this world 

Even though you are strong
Flying higher, running much faster
You are so strong
You weave yourself a flower crown
Why then do you look so sad now?

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