Magdorf

I reblog just about anything that falls in mind, mostly art I suppose. I have an Art Tumblr and a dA account
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midorimmas:

a really egoistic guy in my year just walked onto my school bus and said to me ‘we’re dating now congrats’ and walked off

is that even legal

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haskull:

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fcottm:

haskull:

Reblog to Activate the Bees

how do I turn it off???????????????????????

Click the button below to Deactivate the Bees.
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(Disclaimer: The above button does not actually deactivate the bees and was placed here only for the emotional reassurance of any individual who may be afraid of bees. Once an individual has reblogged this post, the bees are activated and cannot be stopped.)

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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naughty-chekov:

no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

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gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

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nippolasscage:

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newyorksjojo:

oohmrleo:

I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street

I hate how tumblr does this. Why do people think it’s okay to take pictures of random guys just because they’re “attractive” or whatever? That’s fucked up, and I guarantee if this were a woman instead of a man there would be outrage.

And I know sexism isn’t equal in that sense, but people have a right to privacy. Stop being so damn creepy, y’all.

Um I’m not sure if I’m mistaken but that is a picture of a guy dressed as a squid I believe

Wow that’s rude :/

So much for body positivity on this site smh.

It’s just a picture of some dude, probably someone’s dad, hanging out on the street, leave him alone.

Isn’t that Benedict Cumberbatch?

Mitochondria

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